YOU KNOW YOU LOVE MUSHROOMHEAD TOO MUCH WHEN...
(Y.K.Y.L.M.T.M.W....)
YOU AND YOUR FRIEND RAMBLE OFF MUSHROOMHEAD QUOTES AT AWKWARD TIMES CAUSING CONFUSION TO EVERYONE BUT YOURSELVES.
EVEN THOUGH THE MUSHROOMHEAD CONCERT IS A FEW MONTHS AWAY YOU AND YOUR FRIEND STILL CONDUCT AN OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN OF DAYS BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T CONTAIN THE EXCITEMENT.
(KINDA LIKE #1) YOU CAN FIND A MUSHROOMHEAD QUOTE FOR ANY OCCASION.
YOU CAN SING THE WORDS TO BWOMP ALONG WITH J. MANN (AN AMAZING FEAT INDEED).
YOU GROVEL BEFORE A TAPE WITH SKINNY AND GRAVY TALKING ON IT.
YOU HABITUALLY DREAM ABOUT THEM (OR AT LEAST DO SO FREQUENTLY).
YOU THINK THEY'RE THE MOST TALENTED MUSICIANS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, OH SO MUCH BETTER THAN BARRY MANILOW...
YOU AND YOUR FRIEND CONSTANTLY DREAM OF POSSESSING THE ALMIGHTY MUSHROOMHEAD HOODY.
YOUR MUSHROOMHEAD CD'S ARE LIKE SACRED RELICS THAT MUST BE DEFENDED AND PROTECTED AT ALL TIMES SO THEIR GLORY IS NOT TAINTED.
IF THEY LIKE A CERTAIN BAND, YOU CHECK IT OUT.
YOU CAN PICK OUT J MANN AND JEFFERY NOTHING'S VOICES IN ANY SONG NO MATTER IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THE SONG OR BAND BEFORE (IF IT'S A SIDE PROJECT).
YOU AND YOUR FRIEND SIT WITH YOUR EARS GLUED TO THE SPEAKERS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HECK J MANN IS SAYING.
NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SCREAM AS GOOD AS J MANN.
YOU FINALLY GET TO GO TO THEIR CONCERT AND YOU GO WILD JUST AT THE SIGHT OF THEIR TOUR BUS.
YOU SEE SKINNY STANDING THERE SO YOU AND YOUR FRIEND JUMP UP AND HOLLER, "SKINNY, WE LOVE YOU!!!". IF HE RESPONDS, YOU BOTH GO STARRY-EYED AT BEING ACKNOWLEDGED BY SUCH GREATNESS.
THEIR CONCERT WAS ONE OF THE BEST TIMES OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
UPON FINALLY CAPTURING THE ELUSIVE MUSHROOMHEAD HOODY, YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT OFF!!! (HATSUKA HAS WORN HERS EVERY SINGLE DAY SINCE APRIL 5TH! DON'T WORRY, IT GETS WASHED!!!)
YOUR MOM CAN RATTLE OFF ALL 8 OF THEIR NAMES AND IDENTIFY THEM IN A PICTURE!
YOU GET VARIOUS MUSHROOMHEAD SONGS STUCK IN YOUR MOM'S AND SISTERS' HEADS BECAUSE YOU PLAY IT IN YOUR ROOM SO MUCH
YOU FALL ASLEEP TO SUPERBUICK EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND ALWAYS HAVE TO LISTEN TO SOME MUSHROOMHEAD IN THE MORNING
TRYING TO FIND A PLACE TO PARK, YOU ALMOST CRASH BECAUSE YOU NOTICE SKINNY OVER THERE AND HIS OH-SO-BEAUTIFUL DREADLOCKS...
(SENT IN BY WARUI) WHEN YOU CALL IN THE RADIO STATION AND CONFESS YOUR LOVE TO JEFFREY NOTHING!
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MUSHROOMHEAD WITH SOMEONE ELSE, YOU JUST HAVE TO PUT IN ONE OF THEIR CD'S
YOU GET THE NEW POSTER FROM METAL EDGE AND SPEND HOURS TRYING TO REDECORATE YOUR ROOM JUST TO PUT IT UP.
YOUR MOM WORE ONE OF YOUR MUSHROOMHEAD SHIRTS TONIGHT
YOU UPDATE YOUR MUSHROOMHEAD SITE EVEN IF IT'S 4:30 IN THE MORNING (YES, I AM DEVOTED)
YOU GO TO RECORD STORES, YOU ZERO IN ON THE MUSHROOMHEAD, THEN LEAVE AFTER PULLING UP THE DIVIDER THING WITH THEIR NAME ON IT SO PEOPLE WALKING BY SEE IT STICKING UP ^_^
YOU HOLLER THE ENTIRETY OF NEVER LET IT GO WHILE YOU'RE OUT TUBING IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE AND HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!!
ON THOSE NIGHTS WHEN YOU NEED THAT EXTRA EMOTIONAL SUPPORT, YOU'VE UH, OUTGROWN YOUR BLANKY, SO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR HOODY INSTEAD...
YOU GO OUT AND GET YOUR FIRST JOB SO YOU CAN GO TO CONCERTS!
YOU WEAR MUSHROOMHEAD SHIRTS EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK
LIFE IS SUDDENLY NOT SO BAD BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO THE HALLOWEEN SHOW!!!
THERE'S THIS COLLEGE RADIO STATION THAT HAS A METAL SHOW AT 1-4 ON SATURDAYS AND YOU REQUEST HATRIX AND SIT THROUGH HOURS OF HAIR METAL SO YOU CAN HEAR IT o_o
YOU'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TOT THE RADIO AND SUDDENLY YOU LOOK UP AND JUST KNOW THAT'S NOTHING'S VOICE WHEN YOUR HATRIX REQUEST COMES ON
YOU HAVE FUN LOOKING UP WORDS ON YOUR VOCAB LIST BECAUSE "AGNOSTIC" IS ONE OF THEM!!! WOOHOO! A WORD FROM 43 IS ON MY LIST THIS WEEK!!! YES, IT'S EXCITING.
YOU DO A BAD JOB OF RENDERING A PIC OF SKINNY (THAT TAKES HOURS TO DO) BUT IT LOOKS ALRIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE CONVINCED SKINNY WOULD LOOK GOOD NO MATTER HOW YOU DRAW HIM.
YOU NOTE J MANN'S BIRTHDAY ON THE FAMILY CALENDAR IN THE KITCHEN (IT'S THE ONLY BIRTHDAY I KNOW SO FAR, IF I KNEW THE OTHERS', THEY'D BE NOTED AS WELL!)
YOUR MOM HAS A DREAM ABOUT MUSHROOMHEAD
YOU AND YOUR FRIEND CALL EACHOTHER, WELL, "FRIEND" IN A SLIGHTLY EPISODE 29-LIKE MANNER. (IN EPISODE 29 ON THE FIRST CD THERE'S THAT GUY MAKING WEIRD NOISES AND HE PAUSES AND GOES "FRIEND!". THAT'S WHAT WE CALL EACHOTHER!)
YOU GET 43 CEREAL (EVEN IF IT'S NASCAR) AND YOU'RE SO HAPPY THAT YOU BOUNCE AROUND THE AISLE AND NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A SITE ABOUT THEM, YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE ANOTHER SITE ABOUT THEIR SIDE PROJECTS
WATCHING RESERVOIR DOGS, YOU JUMP AROUND AND POINT AT THE TV WHEN JOE SAYS THE LINES THAT MUSHROOMHEAD USED FOR SAMPLING
YOU GO THROUGH THE EMBARASSMENT OF GETTING SOMEONE TO BE YOUR BODYGUARD SO THAT YOU CAN GO TO MORE SHOWS >.<
YOU DON'T GET MAD AT THEM FOR PUSHING BACK THE CD RELEASE DATE FOR THE THIRD TIME o_o
EVEN THOUGH YOU OFFICIALLY BANNED 92.3 BECAUSE THEY REPLACED THE UNDERGROUND, YOU BREAK YOUR BOYCOTT JUST ONCE SO YOU CAN HEAR "SUN DOESN'T RISE" WHEN YOUR FRIEND TELLS YOU IT'S ON
AS YOU CHANGE THE CALENDAR IN THE KITCHEN FOR THE MONTH OF OCTOBER, YOU STICK A SQUARE YOU MADE THAT READS "XIII" OVER THE "14" SQUARE!
EVERYONE AROUND YOU KNOWS WHAT "OCTOBER 14TH" MEANS (BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT!)
ON OCT. 1, YOU CHANGED YOUR MUSHROOMHEAD CALENDAR WHEN YOU GOT UP AT 6 AM BECAUSE YOU WERE SO EXCITED TO HAVE THAT AWESOME PICTURE OF NOTHING HANGING ON YOUR WALL
(SENT IN BY JERRY)THE DOORS DON'T OPEN UNTIL 7:30PM AND YOU ARE SITTING OUTSIDE THE DOORS, WAITING FOR THE HOURS TO COME DOWN, AT 9:00AM, LOL
(SENT IN BY JERRY)THEN THE BAND SHOWS UP AND YOU SEE ALL OF THEM. AS YOU SIT ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THE DOORS WATCHING EVERYTHING/EVERYONE GO BY, YOU SEE THE MEMBERS AND STARE AT THEM, WANTING TO SAY SOMETHING, BUT YOU'RE SPEECHLESS AND YOUR EYES FOLLOW THEM AND THEY LOOK AT YOU AND SAY, "WHAT'S UP?". YOU DO SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "NOTHING" OR "NOTHING, HOW BOUT YOU?" AND YOU'RE LIKE "OH MY GOD! RRICK (STITCH) JUST SAID HI TO ME!
(SENT IN BY JERRY)WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF SITTING OUTSIDE TICKETMASTER 2 HOURS BEFORE THE TICKETS GO ON SALE, JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU GET THE FIRST TICKET.
(SENT IN BY JERRY)I AGREE, SLEEPING W/ THE HOODIE DOES MAKE EVERYTHING ALL BETTER...
YOU SIT ON THE PHONE AND DEAL WITH TICKETMASTER!